Come At Me Bro

"PS9" (PS9) 01/10/2016 at 19:53 • Filed to: None

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Sam > PS9 01/10/2016 at 20:46

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I don’t even. How can you have a red and blue saber at the same time?

wafflesnfalafel > Sam 01/10/2016 at 21:21

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it’s clearly causing a disturbance in the force

PS9 > Sam 01/10/2016 at 21:22

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You’re gonna have bigger problems than color coordination after that 180° anti-crossguard slices off your wrist.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > PS9 01/10/2016 at 21:46

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Four fucking crystals? Jesus. Ren can barely get one synthetic crystal to stabilise and this fucker is running around with a quad-crystal tri-colored penis enhancement.

PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/10/2016 at 22:00

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Ren was just jelly he couldn’t gather up the crystals for real light saber swag like this.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > PS9 01/10/2016 at 22:03

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My son got this for Christmas from an uncle. It disassembles and reassembles in several different configurations.

PS9 > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 01/10/2016 at 22:06

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Your brother is clearly a sith trying to goad a youngling into having an ‘accident’ during his Jedi training.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 01/10/2016 at 22:28

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Headline: “Area Padawan accidentally kills self with illegal Lightsabre, Jedi council to tighten import inspections from Tatooine.”

His Stigness > PS9 01/11/2016 at 02:39

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God this thing pisses me off!!! Darth Maul was a bunch of bullshit, but this just takes the cake. Our kids are already destined to be stupid, but this just isn't fair.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > His Stigness 01/13/2016 at 14:35

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Darth Maul was one of the few good things to come out of the prequels, shut your mouth!

I do hate these lightsabers though, buncha bs.

His Stigness > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 01/13/2016 at 14:40

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I meant his lightsaber. I never thought about it before I saw this stupid consumerist toy, but it makes sense. The lightsaber is based off a sword, and have you ever seen a double edged sword. (please note I haven't Googled this though I'm thinking I should...)

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > His Stigness 01/13/2016 at 14:47

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I’ve seen pole-staffs, which is what Maul’s Saber basically is. A double-sided sword doesn’t make sense because of the weight penalty, all a lightsabers’ weight is in the handle, so there is no downside assuming you can keep from whacking yourself. Also, a lightsaber cuts in any direction, something that a double sided sword can’t do. Assuming a force user is the person wielding it, a double-sided lightsaber makes a lot of sense really.

His Stigness > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 01/13/2016 at 16:15

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I won’t argue that, but I think we can agree Maul's lightsaber influenced this piece of shit we both hate.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > His Stigness 01/13/2016 at 16:29

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It’s actually the Rebels show that has made random crazy lightsabers a thing, the padawan kid has a blaster built into his. I’m not impressed.

His Stigness > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 01/13/2016 at 20:14

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Yeah that's very true, in terms of the random thing, but I think the multi blades on one thing probably come from Maul.